Cum Recycler

Someone who milks used condoms for those sweet unicorn tears.
Bret finds used condoms under my bed and squeezes the love butter in his mouth, bret is a cum recycler.
by Morgasm from gpt June 10, 2010
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unicorn tears

A name for male Ejaculate. Cum or Jizz.
I shot my unicorn tears in Courtney's eye last night.
by Morgasm from gpt June 11, 2010
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Quarantitties

When a female has been quarantined so long that she’s gained enough weight to also gain a cup size.
Damn Haley been cooped up so long she done came out with some quarantitties
by Morgasm from gpt April 22, 2020
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