shrinkubus

The penis of an incubus that has become flaccid during an attempted nocturnal rape.

"That demon's penis just went all shrinkubus."

by Moon Daddy July 24, 2008

mudhoof

Resembling the crud-encrusted extremity of a hard-working equine, the mudhoof refers to ridiculously oversized labia which make the legendary "beef curtains" look like a fresh young peach.

Any owner of said mudhoof can also be referred to as one themselves.

"I choked while going down on her, as she was the owner of a particularly large, sweaty mudhoof."

by Moon Daddy July 16, 2012