Definitions by Moominboy

Jobby jog

A jobby jog is the half run you do to the toilet when you're turtle heading

Jesus that was close! Had to do a careful jobby jog to make that one!

Jobby jog by Moominboy March 12, 2026

Horrorfice 

A grotesque hole you definitely shouldn't put your dick in

Dear God Humphrey, one look at that horrorfice and I lost my lunch

Horrorfice by Moominboy February 10, 2025