Mooke carver's definitions

breezeblock

1) A large, cheap, concrete block, used for constructing poor quality buildings.

2) A heavy chunk of rock or concrete, very useful for humourously dropping on innocent bystanders from great hights.

3) Used in the phrase "Shitting a breezeblock" used when in great fear or frustration, usually greater than when "shitting a brick."

1) The ACME Building and Co. truck was filled to the brim with breezeblocks.

2) In their trampiness, some tramps dropped a breezeblock from the bridge onto a passing car.

3) After discovering the CIA were after him, John was shitting a breezeblock.

by Mooke carver February 8, 2004

tuguan

1) Extremely obese, mythical beast who was sent on 7 epic quests by "god." Most famous of his achievements was liberating his people from the "Lard - keepers" and therefore enabling them to gorge until they were bed-bound beasts.

2) Insult meaning "Grossly obese and hideous."

1) excerpt from the bible of Tuguan
And the lord spoke unto Tuguan:
"I do not like you. You are grubbier than the grubbiest grub, and more obese than the most obese beast."

And Tuguan replied:
"But why send me hence on this painful journey, when i clearly struggle to breathe?"

2) Isnt that animal likewise to Tuguan?

by Mooke carver February 7, 2004