tuguan

1) Extremely obese, mythical beast who was sent on 7 epic quests by "god." Most famous of his achievements was liberating his people from the "Lard - keepers" and therefore enabling them to gorge until they were bed-bound beasts.

2) Insult meaning "Grossly obese and hideous."

1) excerpt from the bible of Tuguan
And the lord spoke unto Tuguan:
"I do not like you. You are grubbier than the grubbiest grub, and more obese than the most obese beast."

And Tuguan replied:
"But why send me hence on this painful journey, when i clearly struggle to breathe?"

2) Isnt that animal likewise to Tuguan?

by Mooke carver February 7, 2004

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tugunma

Like ligma and sugondese tugunma is a fictitious disease.

Chad: "Bro my doctor diagnosed me with tugunma..."
Rohan: "What's tugunma?"
Chad: "TUGUNMA DICK"

by lil bag September 7, 2018

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Tugun

Place on the southern Gold Coast - Australia - often referred to as "God's Country." Tugun is also known as 4224. Tugun is right on the beach, and a simply perfect place to live.

"Hey , went to Tugun the other day"

"Bullshit how was it?"

"Mate, it was un-fucking-believable"

by Filter85 March 15, 2010

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tuganitis

The act of hurting ones arm or shoulder from excessive masterbation.

Ben's out with tuganitis again.

by 1320wagon February 15, 2017

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Harriet Tugman

A reach-under handy where the giver has to covertly (like the underground railroad) access from behind through one's legs.

I was on a date with Tanya, and I asked if she wanted to hit the underground railroad. She said yes, so I suggested a Harriet Tugman.

We were stuck in a single file line, and we didn't anyone to see what was going on, so my girl could only give me a Harriet Tugman.

by DemTCBoyz69 June 20, 2023

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