Monti Magic Man's definitions

Monticello

A town in Minnesota where there is so much to do yet nothing to do, people who live in housing developments are country because they wear camo or getto because they sag their pants, and where you can go to find a wonderful playground called Magic Kingdom... But that's torn down now, so this town has nothing to offer.

Dad: Wanna go to Monticello?
Billy: Sure, what do you wanna do there
Dad: ...Maybe we'll go somewhere else

by Monti Magic Man September 10, 2016