crusty bruce

crusty bruce is a very sexy lady, except shes extremely crusty down there.

OMFG. i made babies with crusty bruce. it was ewie.

by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010

tyrannosaurus sex

getting laid by a dinosaur... or someone really ugly with claws and scales.

Crusty Bruce: i had tyrannosaurus sex with your mum last night.

Client Flannel: WTF?? shes a dinosaur?

by Monsieur Pants July 11, 2010