AMPM wank

when you start to masturbate in the early hours of the day and ejaculate in the second part of the day. Also vice versa.

i started to get off at 11:50pm and i finished at 12:31am... a truly magnificent AMPM wank

by Monopoly mayfair clickbait April 12, 2017

Shower Slingshot

when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.

i had a great wank this morning... had to clean the shower slingshot off the wall though

by Monopoly mayfair clickbait May 16, 2017