Definitions by Monkey mouth bitches

Dirty Zach 

When you get caught with someone's sex shank in your prison pocket!

I walked in on big daddy Kev giving a dirty Zach to the maintenance guy.

Dirty Zach by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020

Dicking the dog 

Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.

I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.

Dicking the dog by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020