Pekora

She bought a fkin Monkey.

Don't get distracted by the fact that Pekora bought a fckin Monkey!

by Monkey Jesus October 05, 2022

Captober

The month long celebration in October where you spike your friends drinks with an mdma capsule, and tell them later if at all.

1. *finishes drink * i might head home

2. You'll want to stay out now ... HAPPY CAPTOBER!

1. I hate you all. Lets go dance

by Monkey jesus October 08, 2015