2 definitions by Monkey Business
Former track runner with broad shoulders and an ass that doesn’t quit. She looks great in clothes but amazing without. She’s got a masculine physique with the sex drive of a 12 year old boy. Plus the stamina of a Russian athlete on steroids at the 84’ olympics.
“Here we see the broad back in its natural habitat. Alone at the bar ready to pounce on a weakling of the male species”
1: Bro, I can’t tell if that girl is attractive or not.
2: I don’t know man she looks like a lesbian.
1: I’m gunna go buy her a drink and find out.
*the next morning*
1: bro bro, that broad back was the best sex of my life. She rode me like no other.
1: Bro, I can’t tell if that girl is attractive or not.
2: I don’t know man she looks like a lesbian.
1: I’m gunna go buy her a drink and find out.
*the next morning*
1: bro bro, that broad back was the best sex of my life. She rode me like no other.
by Monkey Business October 16, 2019
to masturbate... to do the the dirty deed, in a few words to deal with your sexual needs by yourself
by Monkey Business March 4, 2011