Definitions by Mommommommommom

Fuckswaggle 

To be tricked in a ruthless and execrable way, resulting in outlandish righteous indignation and of course, grave disappointment.

My son proclaimed audaciously, "I've been fuckswaggled," when told he couldn't have a snack until his room was clean.

Fuckswaggle by Mommommommommom July 20, 2018

Snunch 

A combination of a snack and lunch; it's a little too late for lunch, yet close to snack time.

"Hey Mom! Can we stop at McDonald's for snunch? Dad forgot to fix us lunch."

Snunch by Mommommommommom April 17, 2018

Tantrumatic 

When someone goes ballistic.

"When the guy from the St. Louis Cardinals from the MLB asked the umpire for some extra time, and then the umpire said, 'No,' then the guy from the St. Louis Cardinals went ballistic and threw his bat...yeah, he was 'tantrumatic'."

Tantrumatic by Mommommommommom January 16, 2017