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Used condum is what is left after banging a rotten slut on your parents bed while they're just a few rooms away. it usally has a sticky load blowen all in that shit

i smacked my brother with a used condum, it was fucked

by moisty October 13, 2004

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Premoistral

A state in which a female is angry and horny at the same time.

"We did it after a huge fight because I was so premoistral"

by Moisty March 27, 2012

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mosquito

when you squeeze around the base of your genitals so hard that the shaft looks like the stinger and the balls look like eyes.

DC did a sweet mosquito

by moisty October 14, 2004

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