Spankatrix

A female who's not quite into S&M but enjoys giving her lover a few slaps on his butt.

It started as a game, but she quickly became a Spankatrix. My ass was sore.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009

Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009

Nobelprize

To bestow an award on someone whose behavior stands in clear, complete and irreconcilliable contradiction with that for which said award is earned.

Everyone knew the politician was a skirt chaser and yet he was nobelprized with an Exemplary Morals award by the local church.

by mochicho December 11, 2009