Mo-lester 's definitions

Pirate hook

A penis with a curvature of more than 60 degress.

Chase's penis is so curved when his girlfriend saw it she said, "Aurg, ye got a pirate hook."

by Mo-lester August 8, 2015

ghey pants

Used when referring to something that's: stupid, crap, bad, not fair, or just plain ridiculous. Slightly more severe than plain ghey

Can also be shortened to just pants

Chaz: Someone drunk my beer!
Daz: Really? that's ghey!
Chaz: Hell Yeah! that's ghey pants!

by Mo-lester March 14, 2009