carltoned

past tense of having someone "carlton" you. to be be fondled, fucked, or violated without inviting it or wanting it
Everytime he comes around me, i feel carltoned.
by mo noodleman May 13, 2009
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punkin' poker

one who likes to have sex with a pregnant woman
My wife is pregnant but no problem, I'm a punkin' poker.
by Mo Noodleman November 30, 2007
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