Definitions by Mo Budak

Down in the brown 

When your cell phone accidentally falls into the toilet.

I finished my morning sit down, got up and heard the splash of my cellphone going down in the brown.

Down in the brown by Mo Budak August 13, 2016

husband chair 

Otherwise known as "the Schmuck Chair". The husband or boyfriend just sits there in the only chair in the women's section looking like a schmuck, because there is nothing else to do.

Lilly would say "just wait for me while I try these clothes on... there, in the husband chair..you know, Schmuck chair".

husband chair by Mo Budak January 5, 2009