Avery is an amazing dutiful person who everyone adores. They also have the most enormous slinger schlong to ever grace this feeble earth. Honestly, people should be kinder to them; they don't know how hard it is to have an enormous fucking third leg that drags along the ground wherever they go. They are even seen as a national hero because they once put out a fire at the white house using an absolutely MASSIVE spray of hot, steamy cum to put out the fire. They recieved three medals of honor.
person 1: Oh my god is that Avery?
person 2: I heard they have a huge, monster truck cock
avery: BEHOLD *unzips*
person 2: I heard they have a huge, monster truck cock
avery: BEHOLD *unzips*
by Mlooh May 27, 2022
Get the Averymug. What can I say about Bowie, they are an amazing friend and an even better person. They are so kind and nice and beautiful and they also have a courageous creamy clean candid corpulent cock. I'm talkin massive, I'm takin HUGE, I'm talkin fill-up-your-entire-house big. You could probably measure your own height with this thing, like use the veins and shit as inch markings. Don't even get me started on this baby's girth. You could plug a well and simultaneously fill it with batch after batch of creamy loads. A real great person all in all.
by Mlooh May 27, 2022
Get the Bowiemug. 
Get the Mloohmug.