Definitions by Mitchell Iz
Couch Fire
The great American ceremony of retiring a couch.
Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Step 1 - take couch to wilderness, bring plenty of beer
Step 2 - start bonfire - get smashed - sit on couch with friends and reminisce.
Step 3 - when well smashed and bonfire needs more fuel, add couch to fire.
Billy - Hey Sally, should we reupholster this thing?
Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
Sally - No Billy ... It's time for a couch fire.
Couch Fire by Mitchell Iz June 9, 2023
Celebrity Shift
suh-leb-ri-tee shift
Working a shift in a position you've held before, after you've moved on to bigger and better things.
Working a shift in a position you've held before, after you've moved on to bigger and better things.
John came back from NY this week and wanted to show these hillbillies how to tend bar, so the manager gave him the celebrity shift.
Celebrity Shift by Mitchell Iz July 29, 2016