forked tongue

When you go to take a slash and
the piss comes out in two streams.

I woke up the next morning and pulled
a forked tongue in her bathroom.
Let's just say, she had a lot to clean up.

by Mitchell Eagleman May 16, 2008

Fuck-nut

Expressing anger toward someone, generally for
some sort of retarded behaviour.

'I can't believe that fuck-nut smoked all your weed'

by Mitchell Eagleman May 21, 2008

Natural Joe

A smooth mutha-fucker.

That fuckin Natural joe just left the club with
3 fine ladies.

by Mitchell Eagleman May 21, 2008