a half-white, half-filipino male who is proficient at twirling and flipping liquor bottles as well as carpentry.
Look at that jagermattster behind th bar - he's the filipino version of Tom Cruise's character in the move "Cocktail!"
by Misty Synokowski January 01, 2008

by Misty Synokowski January 01, 2008

the act of rudely hanging up on somebody while on the phone, typically before the person on the other end of the line is finished speaking.
"damn it, i wasn't finished telling him the end of the story when he melnicked me.... again! that guy needs to learn some phone manners!"
by Misty Synokowski January 02, 2008
