Definitions by Misty Synokowski
melnick
the act of rudely hanging up on somebody while on the phone, typically before the person on the other end of the line is finished speaking.
"damn it, i wasn't finished telling him the end of the story when he melnicked me.... again! that guy needs to learn some phone manners!"
melnick by Misty Synokowski January 2, 2008
jagermattster
a half-white, half-filipino male who is proficient at twirling and flipping liquor bottles as well as carpentry.
Look at that jagermattster behind th bar - he's the filipino version of Tom Cruise's character in the move "Cocktail!"
jagermattster by Misty Synokowski January 1, 2008