Definitions by Mister Priapus

san dog

US Navy slang for San Diego, CA. No real etymology, some sailors just thought it would sound cool.

"Were you on the Connie when we went around the 'horn?"
"Naw, I came on board when we were already in San Dog."

san dog by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

nofuck vagina 

US Navy slang for Norfolk, Virginia, the largest Navy town in America. Everybody in the Navy ends up in Norfolk at some point in their military carreer. Watch out for the signs that say, "Dogs and sailors keep off the grass!" And don't EVER buy a car there!

"Welcome, Gents, to Nofuck Vagina, where there is absolutely nothing to do!"

nofuck vagina by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

Twentynine Stumps 

US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.

"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."

Twentynine Stumps by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

pecker checker 

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.

Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.

pecker checker by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005