Mister Priapus's definitions

lifer

Someone in the military, especially Navy or Marines, who stays in because he's too scared of civilian life. Not all career military are lifers. Someone who is "career" is respected because they stay in because they like it, whereas a lifer hates being in the military but is too scared they will end up sleeping in their car if they get out (which sometimes happens). A lifer is basicly serving a self-imposed life sentence in the military. Lifers will kiss every ass above them in the chain of command and will try to make everyone else around them as miserable as they are.

"Shipmate, are you going to reenlist? We'll make you a yellow shirt."
"No Chief. I ain't a lifer. I'm gettin' a real job."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

Put your nuts back in your sack!

Basicly a way to tell someone to chill. Used when someone is getting all worked up over something trivial, making a mountain out of a molehill.

"Damn, dude, why you trippin'? Put your nuts back in your sack and quit bein' a drama queen about it."

by Mister Priapus June 24, 2005

pecker checker

A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.

Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

nofuck vagina

US Navy slang for Norfolk, Virginia, the largest Navy town in America. Everybody in the Navy ends up in Norfolk at some point in their military carreer. Watch out for the signs that say, "Dogs and sailors keep off the grass!" And don't EVER buy a car there!

"Welcome, Gents, to Nofuck Vagina, where there is absolutely nothing to do!"

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005