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by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
Get the dick the dog mug.A US Navy Hospital Corpsman who is assigned to the STD clinic, to conduct a short arm inspection or otherwise inspect scores of human genitalia for signs of sexually transmited disease.
Corpsman: Dude, they just made me the new pecker checker at Balboa.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.
Shipmate: It's easy, just tell 'em to drop their skivvies, pretend to look interested, and tell 'em not to wave that thing so close to your cigar.
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
Get the pecker checker mug."Were you on the Connie when we went around the 'horn?"
"Naw, I came on board when we were already in San Dog."
"Naw, I came on board when we were already in San Dog."
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
Get the san dog mug.A US Navy wife who fucks around with other men while her man is out on deployment. Named for the West Pacific, or WestPac cruise, which is a common and lengthy deployment for West Coast sailors.
"Dude, don't fuck with those WestPac widows or you're liable to end up with a shotgun pointed at you."
by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005
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