Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mister Man the Guy

Fuck a pig with a stick

A strong exclamation, usually proclaiming dismay over an awkward or unpleasant situation (i.e. getting your car jacked or losing your credit card)

The police are on the way? Oh, fuck a pig with a stick!

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The sound produced by a license plate being forcibly removed from a vehicle.

My plates weren't on so good, and when I hit that bump, GRANK, off they went.

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A person of low moral character, a complete bastard or spiteful individual.

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The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.

Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

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