Definitions by Mister Knut

Son of a Butt Fuck 

A son of a bitch who is also a piece of shit.
Often used as, but not limited to, a term of endearment from step-fathers toward their unwanted step-children.

Get a job and get the hell out of here you worthless son of a butt fuck!!!

Son of a Butt Fuck by Mister Knut October 16, 2012

lonely handles 

Rolls of fat, love handles, around the waist of people with no one to love.

Since my brother's gf left him, his love handles shall now be referred to as lonely handles.

lonely handles by Mister Knut October 11, 2012