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Definitions by Mister E.

Lucia Cifarelli 

Female member of German Industrial bands KMFDM and MDFMK. Also does her own Solo project. Her debut album is entitled, "From the Land of Volcanoes', which KMFDM lead singer Sascha K. occasionally helped do work on.
Wanna go see KMFDM in concert?

Of course I would! The band kicks ass, and Lucia Cifarelli is very sexy.
Lucia Cifarelli by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Raymond Watts 

One-man band member of Industrial band Pig who was born in England. He also does work with KMFDM, and usually he does it on their best albums.
Wanna listen to some Pig?

Fuck yeah! Raymond Watts is so sinister bad-ass.
Raymond Watts by Mister E. February 14, 2004
Core member of Industrial band KMFDM who left after their 'farewell' album, 'Adios' in 1999 who was born in Germany. Did the best German vocals for songs out of every member of the band, but sadly turned into a prick coz he declined to come back into KMFDM after he was offered by Sascha.
Hey, what do you think of En Esch?

Well, he did great in KMFDM. But he is just plainly a prick now.
En Esch by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Trench Coats 

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).
Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...
Trench Coats by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Industrial Metal 

Industrial Metal by Mister E. February 14, 2004

World War III

World War Three, Be all that you can be.
World War III by Mister E. February 14, 2004

Pulp Fiction 

The best movie possibly ever with an all-star cast and top-notch acting by pretty much everyone in the whole damn film.
TV Critic #1: What do you think of Quentin Tarantino?

TV Critic #2: Well, he made the best movie ever to date.

TV Critic #1: Which is...?

TV Critic #2: "Pulp Fiction", you fucking moron!

TV Critic #1: (Smiles, stuttering) Um-uh-uh, le-let's g-go to commercial break, shall we? (Nervous, wrenches tie severely)
Pulp Fiction by Mister E. February 14, 2004