3 definitions by Mister E

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The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.
When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.
by Mister E December 05, 2006
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The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.
When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.
by Mister E December 05, 2006
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'Someone Else's Wife I'd Like to Fuck'
See that chick over there, she's a total SEWILF!!
by mister E January 28, 2009
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