jizzflakes

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.
When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.
by Mister E December 07, 2006
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jizzflakes

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.
When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.
by Mister E December 07, 2006
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