Definitions by Mister E

SEWILF 

'Someone Else's Wife I'd Like to Fuck'

See that chick over there, she's a total SEWILF!!

SEWILF by mister E January 28, 2009

jizzflakes 

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

jizzflakes by Mister E December 7, 2006

jizzflakes 

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

jizzflakes by Mister E December 7, 2006