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Mostly used as a noun; probably can be used as an adjective or verb but can't be assed at them moment to think how.
This word means the area in between ya legs, i.e., your genitalia.
Can be used interchangeably with SouthPark for those too young to remember Dallas (SouthFork was the name of the ranch).
This word means the area in between ya legs, i.e., your genitalia.
Can be used interchangeably with SouthPark for those too young to remember Dallas (SouthFork was the name of the ranch).
Girl: "I picked up a real gorgeous guy in the pub last nite but despite his attempts at going to SouthFork/Park, I had to stop cuz I got my period. Ewwww. So he got a MouthFork (obvious what this means) at SouthFork"
Guy 1: "So did you get lucky in the pub last nite?" (Translation, did he hook up with anyone and did they go to Southfork i.e, have sex.)
Guy 2 "Well I thought I had but we got back to her place, started dicking around, then just before I thought I was going to SouthFork, she discovered her period. Fux sake. But she MouthForked me down at SouthFork so it wasn't all a waste of time".
Guy 1: "So did you get lucky in the pub last nite?" (Translation, did he hook up with anyone and did they go to Southfork i.e, have sex.)
Guy 2 "Well I thought I had but we got back to her place, started dicking around, then just before I thought I was going to SouthFork, she discovered her period. Fux sake. But she MouthForked me down at SouthFork so it wasn't all a waste of time".
by Missy M August 29, 2005
Get the SouthFork mug.The use of the principle of moral protection, thereby keeping that which may offend or breach the boundaries of good tastse, for society, and in particular, children, and keeping bad language (swearing) and pornography out of mainstream awareness.
Wow, all this porn on the internet and everywhere, you can’t help but see it and I don’t particularly want to!
Well, say something.
I tried, but the free-speech/anti-censors used Censorship on me.
Well, say something.
I tried, but the free-speech/anti-censors used Censorship on me.
by Missy M October 8, 2005
Get the Censorship mug.The mode in which most men seem to operate, particularly in the last 10 years or so with the explosion in easy-access porn and it's influence on real life.
Guy - I hate work - can't keep my mind on it. I'd much rather be looking at internet porn and fucking a succession of ho's, with maybe short breaks for alcohol and Big Mac's.
(Junk for the brain and junk for the body. Over-indulgence will make you sick.)
(Junk for the brain and junk for the body. Over-indulgence will make you sick.)
by Missy M September 5, 2005
Get the Penis-Centric mug.First of all, a fashion cycle is where they bring back something that was fashionable, say, 10 years ago, such as bell-bottoms, denim, platform shoes, short skirts, long skirts, the boho gypsy look etc.
Where this becomes confusing is when a cycle is re-cycled and then re-cycled again with another look, which then becomes a look unto itself.
So you could have for example, the “Hippy” look gets re-cycled 10 years later but is combined with the “Lady of the Manor” look too. Then, 10 years later the “HippyLlady of the Manor” look is re-cycled with the “Dallas meets Eskimo” look.
Someone who has the Fashion Cycle Syndrome would be so worried about having the latest look that they would look at someone, who, in reality may have not updated their wardrobe for a while except for maybe a new scarf or some accessory, had innocently gotten dressed that morning without a plan, but to whom the Fashion Cycle Syndrome sufferer will assess as not being behind or dated, but as being so far-thinking ahead that they have gone back to the beginning of another cycle which would include the dated stuff. See?
These mini-assessments are done anywhere from once a day to 20 or 30 times a day, depending on what you do and where you do it. Most women are unaware that they are even doing it as it has become so second-nature.
Where this becomes confusing is when a cycle is re-cycled and then re-cycled again with another look, which then becomes a look unto itself.
So you could have for example, the “Hippy” look gets re-cycled 10 years later but is combined with the “Lady of the Manor” look too. Then, 10 years later the “HippyLlady of the Manor” look is re-cycled with the “Dallas meets Eskimo” look.
Someone who has the Fashion Cycle Syndrome would be so worried about having the latest look that they would look at someone, who, in reality may have not updated their wardrobe for a while except for maybe a new scarf or some accessory, had innocently gotten dressed that morning without a plan, but to whom the Fashion Cycle Syndrome sufferer will assess as not being behind or dated, but as being so far-thinking ahead that they have gone back to the beginning of another cycle which would include the dated stuff. See?
These mini-assessments are done anywhere from once a day to 20 or 30 times a day, depending on what you do and where you do it. Most women are unaware that they are even doing it as it has become so second-nature.
Fashion Cycle Syndrome sufferer's subconscious thought process – “That stuff she’s wearing is so retro it’s way ahead of me!”
by Missy M October 6, 2005
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