Definitions by Miss. Amazingpants

squirrel monkey

To bite, viciously attack, claw out the eye balls. A very violent act.

meghan: "no one cares.."
bridget: "IM GONNA KILL YOU LIKE A squirrel monkey!"

squirrel monkey by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011

awktagon 

Someone who is awkward to the point where they ruin everything. No one wants to deal with them so they are usually ignored and not wanted in daily life.

Amanda: Guys! Guess what?!
Kasey: What, Amanda?
Amanda: I GOT INVITED TO A PARTY!
Kasey: Ugh, Amanda, why do you have to be such an awktagon..get away from me.

*Amanda walks away*

awktagon by Miss. Amazingpants February 21, 2011

awktipus 

awktipus- someone who is always awkard to the point where he/she is known as an awktipus for their status of awkwardness.

ex. Mary:Did you see what Kasey did today?
Tom:Yes, he's so weird.
Mary:*sigh* Such an awktipus.

awktipus by Miss. Amazingpants January 22, 2011