Definitions by Mirandaberry

Splirf 

A verb meaning to slit a throat. Your own, or someone elses.

"That guy who died got totally splirfed yesterday"

"Want to go splirf some dudes?"

Splirf by mirandaberry March 12, 2010

Norf 

A verb, meaning to stroke and/or grope another person with one's foot.
Multiple people norfing a single person at the same time may be referred to as a gang-norf.

Person 1: "Why are you touching me with your foot??"

Person 2: "You just got norfed!"

Norf by Mirandaberry March 29, 2009