Definitions by Minister of Propaganda

Creamy 

Meaning wimpy, possibly kinda gay.

Guy #1: "Bruh that guy over there is so cringe".

Guy #1: "No bro, he's creamy".

Creamy by Minister of Propaganda February 8, 2020

NARTARD 

A First Aid NPC who takes what they are told by first aid companies as gospel without question, and regurgitates it as fact.

Jeff, is such a NARTARD he says no other tourniquets work because he's only ever used one with a windlass.

NARTARD by Minister of Propaganda March 18, 2019