Cheapies

When you get spank bank material from the actions of another person.
A) Man, when Chelsea twerked me and jiggled them titties, I got my cheapies!

B) This morning Tracy at the office had to get something out of the bottom drawer in her miniskirt. Man, I got my cheapies!
by Minge the Merciless January 15, 2020
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Mingebag

Contrary to popular belief (and what the creators of Half-Life would have you going for), a Mingebag is a Scottish term which refers to an utter wanker, circa 1985 Supergran.
Aye, she's an auld Mingebag!
by Minge the Merciless June 26, 2017
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