When you finger a girl up a really big mountain in your tent and she squirts and it freezes.
"It's fucking freezing in this tent, there's ice dropping from the roof from our breath."
"I don't care, I'm almost there."
"Fuck yeah, you squirted! Whoa, what the fuck is that? A cunticle?"
When I was a student, my housemates who were identical twins used to call each other "dick head" in between smoking joints/drinking beer.
I decided to make things far more civilized by appointing one "dish head" and another "pan face".
Seems fair.
Then in Uncharted 3, you had to beat armored enemies who I would call either "pan faces" or " dish heads".
Such symmetry.
Oi, dish head, pass me a fucking lighter.
You're a total spaz and a dish head.
