Milkmannnnnnnnisgay's definitions
Sexiest man alive. I mean, come ON, bro, imagine giving him a smooch (don’t actually, that’s weird, on jah). IMAGINE clapping his cheeks (again, don’t actually, you absolute fucking ape. Like, you can imagine slapping your ape hands on his FACE, but, on jah, anywhere else finna get YOUR face clapped, on jah).
Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Schlarson, please, please, please, for the love of God, Schlarson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.
Carson, PLEASE. Knock those knees around baby mmm yeah oh yeah mmm yes please Schlarson, please, please, please, for the love of God, Schlarson, please, konk those shins on the bridge of my nose and break it.
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by Milkmannnnnnnnisgay September 7, 2021
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