32 definitions by Miles Pieri

white lolita

Japanese sweet derived from the classic Pocky Stick. A larger breadstick that the pocky covered in a white sort-of-chocolate substance.
Delicious, but not up to the standards of Pocky classic.

Man, I'd love to suck on a white lolita right now!

by Miles Pieri February 3, 2004

no hands

Feline mascot of B3TA.com. No Hands is a cute lil' kitten with a multitute of talents.

"Look, I just 'shopped No Hands fisting Tony Blair"

by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004

Leprechaun Ninja

Also: Tom Cruise in 'The Last Samurai'

Did you see the Cruiser in that dumb movie? He was even smaller than the Japs. Looked like a Goddamn leprechaun ninja!

by Miles Pieri January 21, 2004

sadako

Malevolent female spirit from the Izu region of Japan, said to be responsible for the 'Cursed Video'
See also: Cursed Video

Also name of the famous 'Papaer Crane' girl of Hiroshima. The name Sadako is derived from the Japanese word for virginal or chastity.

Everyone will suffer

by Miles Pieri January 8, 2004

yellow fever

Sexual obsession felt by a non-asian (Usually white, usually male) towards asians of the opposite gender. Symptoms of yellow fever include stalking, halfhearted attempts to learn Japanese/Mandarin/Cantonese/Korean and whacking off to Sailor Moon video's.
And I should know.

Wow, have you seen that Yumi Hasagawa? she's so hot!

Calm down man, you've got a dose of yellow fever.

by Miles Pieri February 3, 2004

calpis

Milky, semen-like water-based soft drink from Japan. Not as odd tasting as Pocari Sweat and not as amusingly named either although it does sound a bit like 'cow piss' I suppose.

Hey, fancy some of my cow piss?

No thanks, I have a bottle of sweat here.

by Miles Pieri February 3, 2004

ruskin college

Oxford's non-university, right-on, lefty college for older students.

You study at Ruskin? Wow!

Err..wel, aktully i doo politiks at ruskin collige.

by Miles Pieri January 23, 2004