Mildly Pissed Off Ostrich's definitions

Rat Wiggle

When sitting on a rock, staircase, tree stump or elevated ground (as a rat), you wiggle your backside and fly off into the distance

Come on everybody! Join in the Rat Wiggle!!

by Mildly Pissed Off Ostrich July 5, 2025

Pulling An Eva Smith

When someone bleaches something or themselves (their insides)

Referencing the character Eva Smith in An Inspector Calls

My mate just decided to start pulling an Eva Smith

by Mildly Pissed Off Ostrich July 3, 2025