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Rey

The fucking GOAT. He commands respect and pussy. One look at him and your balls will have emptied. He takes an Uber to walk his dog. Doesn’t need a flu vaccine because he IS the vaccine. Is 7’0, and his penis is the size of Nebraska.

Girl-Damn who’s that beast?
Man-That’s my boy Rey
Girl-No I was talking about his penis

by Mikueen November 1, 2022