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An herbal laxative (still on the market!) favored by Louis Armstrong. Apparently, he even recommended it to the Queen of England.
"Yo, baby. You gots ta gets youseff somea dat Swiss Kriss afta a spread like this..."
by Mikey McG August 14, 2006

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An Irishman that gets too touchy feely after a few drinks.
Good thing she's drunk, McFeely's all over her tits...
by Mikey McG August 14, 2006

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The male unit, ready for action. First encountered in Philadelphia.
"After last night, she's gonna remember my one eyed purple headed warrior of love."
by mikey mcg August 14, 2006

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