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queaf

n. Sudden expulsion of gaseous emissions from the front bottom. Also known as "FBI", or "Front Bottom Issue". Characterised by a softer, lower frequency noise than a standard fart and generally composed of ordinary air which has become trapped. Not usually flammable unless there is something amiss "down there".
Usage: "I enjoy a good queaf after dinner".
by Mikee D April 26, 2004
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