Mike the Mu's definitions

Scoop 'n' Score

When a man pulls out after intercourse the woman scoops up his seed and rubs it in her vagina in order to get pregnant so she can keep him around

After he jizzed on my tummy I Scoop 'n' Scored. He will be mine forever.

by Mike the Mu November 1, 2013

Caspered

When you roll over and your girl farts in your booty hole

Man, I rolled over last night to crash and homegirl straight caspered me in her sleep

by Mike the Mu July 1, 2018