Definitions by Mike ox large

Pearson

This guy can lead a flock of cows like nobody's business, and he can also lead a herd of worms like it nothing. Hes a natural worm farmer obviously and he has won the tree climbing contest 69 years and running.

Guy 1: did u see that guy flock up all the Galapagos.
Guy 2: he must of been pearson

Pearson by Mike ox large October 9, 2020

Ryan

He leads turtles across the high way to victory, saving them from the mean elephants that could eat them with there butts.

Guy 1: did you see that guy leading those turtles?
Guy 2: he has to be a ryan

Ryan by Mike ox large October 9, 2020