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busted stick shift

Common among older men, this refers to a condition in which one's urination stream is halted briefly every few seconds, then quickly returns to normal pressure. This cycle can occur several times during urination, depending on the volume of liquid being released. Contracting a busted stick shift can be caused by several medical conditions, but is most prevalent as a result of enlarged prostate gland complications. The term is derived from the ebb in motion caused when shifting gears using a manual transmission car. The change in acceleration revolving around this phenomenon is often embellished by poor driving and or broken (i.e. busted) stick shift. For the sake of this definition, the "stick" refers to the man's penis.

Mike 1: Dude that director that was pissing next to me had a totally busted stick shift.

Mike 2: O yea? He should consider masturbating more, I hear it clears prostate complications

by Mike and Mike the Accountants April 7, 2017

cuntusion

Often following intercourse with a large African American mule pecker or a large member in general, this is a term denoting vaginal soreness or discomfort post-coitus. Cuntusion can also be spawned from very rough sex or lack of adequate lubrication. Following a cuntision, it is recommended that the vaginal area receive 3-4 days of rest, although this does not preclude external vulva play. To expedite the healing process, it is recommended that the female stay at least 50 feet from large African American males. Symptoms include swelling, soreness, chafing and discomfort while urinating.

Mike 1: Yo did you see the latest Sixers draft pick?

Mike 2: Yea man, he looks like a guy that would give my lady a serious cuntusion.

by Mike and Mike the Accountants March 31, 2017