Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Mike Wheeler Is Straight

Byler

The worse stranger things crackship of all time

“Byler is vomit”

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A character from stranger things oddly desired by girls to be gay even though he’s a straight boy inlove with a girl

“All the girls are jealous but they want to kiss Mike wheeler played by finn”

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A ship that will forever be a crackship that girls cry over when it’s not endgame even though they’ve been warned so many times

“Byler hell no! Mike ain’t gay”

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A ship hated by horny girls who fantasied about Mike Wheeler her boyfriend being gay

“These girls can’t accept mileven will be endgame”

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Byler has no game so it can’t be endgame Mike loves Eleven not Will.

“Why is byler the worse ship of all time is it the girls?”

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Mike Wheeler a character from stranger things who’s straighter then a plank of wood

“Isn’t it amazing how much of an amazing character Mike Wheeler is the girls love him so much”

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How to make a byler fan cry? Just tell them Mike Wheeler is straight

“can you believe silly girls actually think byler is endgame?”

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