Mike Van Horne's definitions

Kong

A big ape-like, furry, lurching charachter. This thing can be found in any Corrugated I.T. setting. At first it seems threatening, but once you get to know it, under lies a cute and cuddly loveable charachter.

I was working in my office when I spotted a Kong on the plant floor. At first I felt threatened, but once I got to know it, I really liked it!

by Mike Van Horne February 22, 2005

The Benyon ; Benyoned

When you Fuck with someone's self esteem really bad.Sometimes it is to the point that you degrade them enough that the individual becomes suicidal.

Man, I got the Benyon treatment because I forgot to run that order the right way! Even worse, I talked back to the Plant Supervisor and was Benyoned again!

by Mike Van Horne February 10, 2005