Mike Truitt's definitions

Jesus junk

The best damn kind of junk there is

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

Red

Red is my boy

You're my boy Red!!

by Mike Truitt August 2, 2003

w00tville

A place where all is good and perfect. Everyone is overjoyed with their existance.

See also utopia nirvana

w00tville is the coolest

by Mike Truitt June 11, 2003

jesus bomb

The best damn kind of bomb there is

by Mike Truitt August 21, 2006

Devil's Fork

The worst damn kind of forks there are

by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003

devil pig

The worst damn kind of pig there is

by Mike Truitt August 5, 2003