When you sit on your dick until it goes numb, and then you jerk off and it feels like you are jerking someone else off.
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
Also known as "The Reverse Stranger"
I secret santa'd myself and it felt like I was jerking off someone else until I regained feeling in my North Pole.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie December 27, 2019
1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.
by Mike Rotondo Tropical Smoothie October 03, 2018