Mike Norris's definitions

Dirty Hairy

If a man has an incredibly hairy ass/asshole and it appears as he has not wiped for weeks and still has dried shit in there. Preferable when the hair is brown or darker.

Mike: "Hey did you see when Max mooned us?"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"

by Mike Norris May 10, 2006

Blumpabration

When a man has a party to the occasion that he has recieved a blumpkin.
(See "Blumpkin")

After waiting for weeks for stacey to give him a blumpkin, march 30, John was able to finally have a blumpabration.

by Mike Norris May 10, 2006

blowin it

when someone is doing poorly, or ruining something.

Nathan: "did you see Tye actin like a huge faggot yesterday?"
Will: " Ya i did, i was tryin to run my game on yellz and he was fuckin blowin it"

by Mike Norris November 17, 2007