Mike Melton (aka your dad)'s definitions

tarf

Like a fart, but backwards. Instead of expelling gas out of the anus, you would suck air into the ass. (verb)

I was at church the other day and I cut a raging, mega-huge egg fart during communion. But luckily I was able to tarf afterwards to save everyone on my "pew" from smelling it.

by Mike Melton (aka your dad) August 3, 2007

Bloner

A blowjob given to a flacid penis to achieve a boner

I was so drunk last night that I couldn't get hard, luckily my GF gave me a bloner

by Mike Melton (aka your dad) April 7, 2015