Definitions by Mike Lerley

Holitude 

The bad attitude checkout clerks give you during the ever-lengthening holiday season.

I got MAJOR holitude from that woman at the checkout when I asked for a price check on that singing Santa ornament.

Holitude by Mike Lerley May 17, 2007

hippycrite 

Environmentalist who wants to save the world by reducing emissions and producing clean energy, but derides alternative energy sources because they look bad.

Those hippycrites won't let us build a wind farm because it ruins the view!

hippycrite by Mike Lerley May 16, 2007