Word used in the same reference as "bro", or "whodie", to a person that you know. Mostly used in eastern Texas.
Whats up kin folk?
by Mike Jones March 26, 2003
A girl that says she wont do shit, but insists on seeing your cock. Then when you do show her she can't ehlp but show you her best Deep Throat techique.
by Mike Jones June 03, 2004
the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.
SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.
by Mike Jones May 27, 2004
a large african beast of unknown origins, although it is beleived its base form is known as just allende. if angered its muscles will expand, its body hair will increase and become highly agressive.
friend#1:hey allende
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!
friend#2:ha ha your a loser allende
friend#1:watch out, its transforming
bystander:ITS UMPEDE, UMPEDE!!!
friend#2:run!!its growing!
by mike jones June 16, 2006
to throw up a peace sign, to give props or say whats up. Or to say goodbye, or to get some ones attention.
chunk duce.
by mike jones March 31, 2004