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it means johnny law in coming

yell (break here come six five)

by mike jones July 29, 2006

private

the lowest rank in the army. This man can pull more detail then anyone in the world, can spend all day pick shit up. will answer any question with an excuse. aka shitbag, ONE STRIP, high speed, airborne, asshole, jerk off.

SGT: hey high speed didn't i tell you pick that shit up off the side walk.
PVT: well what you see happend is i was going too but then i was hit by a car and i forgot.
SGT: I don't wanna hear that bullshit pvt, now get to picking that shit up, before i make you do some fucking flutter kicks you fucking scumbag.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

Well you would

Answer to the question Why wouldn't ya?

Greg - So, Head Santa. I seek an answer to the age old question, which has occupied my every thought for these past months. Why wouldn't ya?

Head Santa - Well you would!

by Mike Jones January 10, 2004

sand goggles

used by the military. they are invisable goggles placed on your face without you knowing it when you get combat so that every female you see jump up like 10 points if she was 2 now shes a 15 now because shes the only bitch on the fire base. kind of like beer goggles but worse.

if you were a 3 before you got to iraq and now your a 10 its because your here dont forget that shit when we get back to the states.

by Mike Jones May 27, 2004

good girl

A girl that says she wont do shit, but insists on seeing your cock. Then when you do show her she can't ehlp but show you her best Deep Throat techique.

Paige smith

by Mike Jones June 2, 2004