Mike In Woodstock's definitions

Analversary

When on your anniversary, your wife is nice enough to let you hit her back door.

Man, I hope my next anniversary is like my last one. I only get to hit her cornhole once a year, on my analversary. I don't think Clis has ever celebrated an Analversary.

by Mike In Woodstock October 24, 2008

duke marmalade

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

by Mike In Woodstock January 11, 2009