Definitions by Mike In Woodstock

duke marmalade 

When you go duke and it has the viscosity of warm jelly.

Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.

duke marmalade by Mike In Woodstock January 11, 2009

Analversary 

When on your anniversary, your wife is nice enough to let you hit her back door.

Man, I hope my next anniversary is like my last one. I only get to hit her cornhole once a year, on my analversary. I don't think Clis has ever celebrated an Analversary.

Analversary by Mike In Woodstock October 24, 2008