Man, I hope my next anniversary is like my last one. I only get to hit her cornhole once a year, on my analversary. I don't think Clis has ever celebrated an Analversary.
by Mike In Woodstock October 24, 2008
Dude, after my gallbladder surgery it took me a year to make a solid turd. Every day it was a fresh vat of duke marmalade coming down the pike.
by Mike In Woodstock January 11, 2009